What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 05:03
-J W Pepper
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
From Russia With Love
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Live and Let Die
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
You Only Live Twice
Dr No
Why do Muslims invade Western society?
Goldfinger
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
A View to a Kill
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
How do I identify fake friends in life?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Moonraker
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Diamonds Are Forever
Octopussy
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Which is a better option, a love marriage or an arranged marriage in India?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Ah so!”