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What movies have not aged well?

10.06.2025 04:05

What movies have not aged well?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

A View to a Kill

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why do we exist, and why are we conscious?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-All the bad guys are black.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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Moonraker

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What do you think of the Black history lessons in the PBS documentary about jazz pianist-singer Hazel Scott?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Diamonds Are Forever

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Octopussy

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

What is the funniest husband-wife comedy team ever: Abbott & Costello, Martin & Lewis, Burns & Allen or something else entirely?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

The Man with the Golden Gun

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-J W Pepper

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What is the original source of the discord between Princes Harry and William? Does it go back to their childhood, or did it start with Meghan Markle?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”Ah so!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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Live and Let Die

You Only Live Twice

Goldfinger

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

From Russia With Love

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

How did you get to be a leftist?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Dr No

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.